FBO Couch Rat noun

Synonyms:

chiefly:

one whose represented knowledge and mastery of a subject is unfettered by reason, experience, or rational analytical contemplation.

especially:

Occasionally exhibiting mild to extreme intellectual disability. These parties frequently declare representation of chimerical authority or claim possession of vast familiarity purportedly gained through experience or association with causes commonly discovered through surreptitiously hearkening confidential dialogues without formal privilege or decorum.

occasionally:

Such feckless prattlers are found at general aviation airports, usually during periods of “Severe Clear” within an FBO adjoining a region or café space including assorted pastries or other complimentary simple provisions. They are apt to be found in the company of other creatures of similar proclivity or harrying earnest aviators preparing forthcoming aeronautical activities.

While these plebeians are ordinarily harmless, they have been known to enervate the flourishing ambitions of inexperienced aviators with pretentious stories of dismally pitiful events, instilling fears, prejudices, and adverse tendencies into future aviators.

Evasive tactics may be required to escape these weisenheimers. If an encounter is imminent prepare to deflect by referencing FAR 91.3. Their pestiferous allusions will temporarily cease while concentration is redirected to the Code of Federal Regulations, yielding occasion for absconding.

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Legality of an External Camera